Poor Mom and Dad…

I suppose it’s too hot.  Or the ice cubes aren’t shaped right.. or the ocean mist is… well.. too wet.. or something.  

That’s right.  A tleast I’m in Northern Illinois where all the fun is.  After all, at least I don’t need to worry about sun poisoning or heat stroke.  I’m not sweating that anxiety feeling that comes with too many choices.. should I have the lobster bisque or coconut shrimp?  

Thanks Mom and Dad for going on a month long trip to Tahiti and the Mexican Riviera and sparing me the hassle of having to go myself.  Whew!  

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